Sunday, September 7, 2008

Cheesiest Pick-up Lines

  • Your dad must be a thief because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
  • Do you have any raisins? How about a date?
  • Are you Jamaican, because you're Jamaican me crazy
  • Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
  • I must be in heaven because I can see an angel.
  • If I were to rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
  • You're under arrest. The charge -- trespassing in my dreams.
  •  Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
  • You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day.

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